Which Dresden Files Character Are You?

Ever wondered which Dresden Files character you are most like? Search no more, for you will surely get a definitive answer by choosing from the following options

Have fun.

  1. You are invited to a "black tie" party. You attend the party:
    You always wear a specially tailored tuxedo. No special effort needed to "dress up" for the party.
    Dressed to the max and making everyone else envy you.
    Wearing a rented tux - that's what the invitation said.
    Wearing a black tie, but otherwise regular clothes. Hey, the invitation only specified a black tie.
    Wearing only black tie, but nothing else.

  2. Someone at the party publicly insulted you. You:
    Apologize and slip away.
    Laugh it off. You are *way* cooler than they are.
    Fire back with a perfectly worded insult.
    Say nothing and remember. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
    Challenge the person to an immediate duel.
    Charge at the person screaming incoherently to throw them off balance.

  3. Which statement best describes your relationship with your mother?
    I am scared of my mother.
    I regularly fight with my mother.
    My mother and I don't see eye to eye about various issues.
    I wish I knew my mother better.
    I am on good terms with my mother.
    I love my mother. She is the BEST.

  4. In a Broadway production of "Harry Dresden the Musical", which of the following jobs would best suit you?
    Stuntman.
    Actor.
    Set Designer.
    Director.
    Writer.

  5. A good friend is in trouble and you can help him if you break the Law:
    I'm sorry for my friend but the Law is too important to break.
    He's a good friend so I'd be willing to bend a minor law if it would really help.
    If he's a really good friend and it's not murder -- maybe.
    Friends are important. If I need to break a law to help him, so be it.
    Dunno about the "good friend" bit, but laws are made to be broken.

  6. You are invited to a wedding in a church and you feel:
    Elated. It is proper that a religious ceremony take place in a house of worship.
    Indifferent. You are happy for the couple. Their choice of venue makes no difference.
    Uneasy. You're not sure how you feel about G-D.
    Apprehensive. You and G-D do not see eye to eye and you feel you are trespassing.
    Angry. Slavish adherence to religion is a source of misery in the world. Someone needs to put a stop to this!

  7. How planned out is your life (kudos if you recognize all the quotes)?
    "I don't know. I'm just making this up as I go."
    "Once, just once, I want things to go according to the gorram plan!"
    "My plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity. It could never fail."
    "I love it when a plan comes together."
    "Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator."

  8. Which of the following types of computer games do you prefer playing?
    First person shoot'em (e.g. Halo)
    Real-time RPG (e.g. Dragon Age)
    Real-time strategy (e.g. Starcraft)
    Turn-based strategy (e.g. Civilization)
    Government simulation game (e.g. Simcity)

  9. Assuming money wasn't an issue, which of the following cars would best suit you?
    An old Beetle or WWII jeep.
    Any non-distinct car. I don't like standing out.
    An efficient hybrid.
    A Cadillac or some other type of limo. Black.
    A Humvee, with separately heated seats.
    A Ferrari convertible. In bright colors.

  10. How do you feel about love and relationships?
    Love is a contagious disease. It causes nothing but hurt in the world.
    Love is a delusion. A mutually satisfactory partnership is the way to go.
    Love is an ideal not everyone manages to find. Most people need to settle for something less.
    I am searching for romantic, fairy-tale love. I am not interested in anything less.
    Twu Love is the most potent force in the world. Love killed the dinosaurs!